To honor the 50th anniversary of Jaws, on Saturday, July 5th at 9pm, The Drunk Texts presents a boozy,
Bard-inspired take on the classic shark tale. Expect salty knaves, drunken prophecies, and iambic bloodshed.
Come for the chaos, stay for the chum!
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation.
Read Bobby Patrick's BroadwayWorld
review of the The Drunk Texts HERE!
Bard-inspired take on the classic shark tale. Expect salty knaves, drunken prophecies, and iambic bloodshed.
Come for the chaos, stay for the chum!
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation.
Read Bobby Patrick's BroadwayWorld
review of the The Drunk Texts HERE!

The Drunk Texts is generously sponsored by:
The Drunk Texts is generously sponsored by: