​​​THE DRUNK TEXTS is BACK!

Our annual May the Fourth drunken celebration kicks off with a performance of Andrew Sanford's A Hope Renew'd 
LIVE at Arlene's Grocery or live-streamed to your home
on Tuesday, May the 4th at 7pm ET!

Purchase tickets for the live-stream HERE
or email coco@arlenesgrocery.net for more information
​on booking (limited) in person reservations!

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​Then join us at Q.E.D. on Friday, May the 7th at 9pmET
for the world premiere performance
of Levi Penley and Mike Gregorek's
​The Complete Works of The Mandalorian!

More info on tickets available soon!

Also check us out on Facebook and Instagram!

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Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation. 

​Our 2020 Line Up:
2/7 - The Merry Busters of Ghosts
3/6 - Tartuffe
4/3 - The Importance of Being Earnest
5/1 - Star Wars: The Prequels 
5/4 - Star Wars: Hope Renewe’d
6/5 - The Country Wife
7/3 -  A Day of Independance
7/31 - Harry I or The Boy Who Hath Live’d
8/7 - Thou Wilt Scream
9/4 - ’TIS Pity She’s a Whore
10/2 - Meaneth Girls or the Tragedy of Regina George
10/30 - All Hallow’s Eve
12/4 - A Christmas Carol
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​The Drunk Texts is generously sponsored by:

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