NOV: MEANETH GIRLS
​*SOLD OUT*

SOLD OUT
MEANETH GIRLS OR, THE TRAGEDY OF REGINA GEORGE | FRI, NOV 15TH @ 9PM
Party with the preps, jocks, nerds, and of course, The Plastics...William Shakespeare style!
​It might not be Wednesday but we're wearing pink anyway, so hurry up and buy your tickets or YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

SOLD OUT

DEC: A (DRUNK)
​CHRISTMAS CAROL

A (DRUNK) CHRISTMAS CAROL |
​FRI, DEC 20TH & SAT, DEC 21ST@ 9PM
Our annual intoxicating (and intoxicated) performance of A Christmas Carol is back with drinking, party games, carols, and drunk puppets. Anything can happen when we mix Scrooge with booze, so drink spirits with the spirits in your holiday finest and find out what does - all drunken denominations welcome!

Get Tix For 12/20

Get Tix For 12/21

Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation. 

Read Bobby Patrick's BroadwayWorld
review of the The Drunk Texts HERE!

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​The Drunk Texts is generously sponsored by:

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