To honor the 50th anniversary of Jaws, The Drunk Texts presents a boozy, Bard-inspired take on the classic summer blockbuster!
Don't miss Forsooth, Jaws! Friday, June 5th at 9pm!
Click above for $12 tickets!
It's the 10th season of The Drunk Texts! Help us celebrate at The RAT NYC all year long - we've got a great line-up!
Sat 2/14 - Not Another Romeo + Juliet
Fri 3/6 - Tartuffe
Fri 5/1 - Star Wars: A Hope Renew'd
Mon 5/4 - Star Wars: The Empire Doth Protest
Fri 6/5 - Forsooth, Jaws!
Fri 7/3 - A Day of Independence
Fri 7/31 - Harry the First or, The Knave Who Hath Liv'd
Fri 9/4 - She Stoops to Conquer
Fri 10/23 - Thou Wilt Scream!
Fri 10/30 - All Hallows Eve or, The Tragedy of Michael Myers
Fri 11/27 - A Death Most Hard
Fri 12/18 and Sat 12/19 - A Drunk Christmas Carol
Thurs 12/31 - The Merry Busters of Ghosts, Part 2
Don't miss Forsooth, Jaws! Friday, June 5th at 9pm!
Click above for $12 tickets!
It's the 10th season of The Drunk Texts! Help us celebrate at The RAT NYC all year long - we've got a great line-up!
Sat 2/14 - Not Another Romeo + Juliet
Fri 3/6 - Tartuffe
Fri 5/1 - Star Wars: A Hope Renew'd
Mon 5/4 - Star Wars: The Empire Doth Protest
Fri 6/5 - Forsooth, Jaws!
Fri 7/3 - A Day of Independence
Fri 7/31 - Harry the First or, The Knave Who Hath Liv'd
Fri 9/4 - She Stoops to Conquer
Fri 10/23 - Thou Wilt Scream!
Fri 10/30 - All Hallows Eve or, The Tragedy of Michael Myers
Fri 11/27 - A Death Most Hard
Fri 12/18 and Sat 12/19 - A Drunk Christmas Carol
Thurs 12/31 - The Merry Busters of Ghosts, Part 2
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation.
Read Bobby Patrick's BroadwayWorld
review of the The Drunk Texts HERE!
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