A drunken reality TV twist on the William Wycherley restoration comedy!
What happens when Restoration comedy collides with reality TV drama?
The Drunk Texts presents The Country Wife—a scandalous, razor-sharp satire packed with seduction, scheming, and more toxic situationships than a reality show reunion. Horner’s got a plan to fool every husband in town, while naïve country girl Margery learns that city life is anything but innocent.
Gossip flies, secrets spill, and the drama never stops—just like your group chat at 2 AM. Grab a drink and prepare for the mess.
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation.
Read Bobby Patrick's BroadwayWorld
review of the The Drunk Texts HERE!
What happens when Restoration comedy collides with reality TV drama?
The Drunk Texts presents The Country Wife—a scandalous, razor-sharp satire packed with seduction, scheming, and more toxic situationships than a reality show reunion. Horner’s got a plan to fool every husband in town, while naïve country girl Margery learns that city life is anything but innocent.
Gossip flies, secrets spill, and the drama never stops—just like your group chat at 2 AM. Grab a drink and prepare for the mess.
Buried for years. Forgotten by time. But now, they’re coming back to life. Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation.
Read Bobby Patrick's BroadwayWorld
review of the The Drunk Texts HERE!

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